That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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