My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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