One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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