she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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