She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize