my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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