who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
home. puking in laundry basket.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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