i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Drunk is not a location!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize