so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
