I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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