butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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