hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Sorry my hands just texted you
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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