You work out of a Hotel?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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