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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on

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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

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Oh yeah that.

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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.

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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.

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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed

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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"

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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.

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And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.

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