I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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