oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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