If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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