actually, I'm a sock model
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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