I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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