Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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