I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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