I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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