I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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