Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just had sex on a roof
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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