Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
