lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
ugly people sure do ruin things
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
