Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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