using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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