I heard we made out
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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