Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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