I'd wear matching sweaters with you
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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