Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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