i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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