do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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