trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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