Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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