Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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