if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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