Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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