Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Please don't give away my fajitas
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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