You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
