i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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