North Korea, Best Korea!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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