yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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