I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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