I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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