I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize