He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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