ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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