would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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