but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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