I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
i out mim tonsoeep
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