Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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