i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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