Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
